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(40) Kill Osama.

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(39) Overthrow the Egyptian government.

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(38) Solve the energy and economic crises.

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(37) Bring about world peace.

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(36) Apply random film quotes to class situations.

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(35) Trace all the veins in your body back to their origin.

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(34) Drink heavily again, again.

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(33) Join a cult (that does human sacrifice).

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(32) Beat the Elite Four. Again.

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(31) Worship “The Chart” (of standard Z scores).

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(30) Become your professor’s secret admirer.

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(29) Answer “▲” to every question in the text book.

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(28) Play “Guess That Sexuality!”

Which is extremely difficult when you go to GW… :\

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(27) Get matching triangle tattoos. (We’re so hipster.)

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(26) Drink heavily again.